My Friends.
In no particular order, of course.
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hair on fire. Omar has a band, though its name changes
from meeting to meeting. Once it was 'Blind Moon Sun' and another time it was
'Mushroomsoup' so I don't know what to tell you. Omar is really smart though
-- he can hook up a T1 like nobody elses business. You should hire him for
that kind of stuff. He likes Family Guy a lot. Almost
obsessively.","/gfx/people/omar-icon.jpg","http://www.pimpjesus.com","omar@pimpjesus.com");
f("Nithan","Nithan is a big geek, and smart, and coordinated enough to
rollerblade. He rules.","/gfx/people/nithan-icon.jpg","http://rupture.net/~jon/");
f("Rebecca K.","Married to Jay K. She's a Tori Amos fan, does graphic design,
and cracks me
up. She's having a baby in August 2003. If it is after then, then she's probably a mother already.","/gfx/people/rebecca-icon.jpg","http://www.oneway.com/red/","red@oneway.com");
f("La","She's my friend from college. She dates a guy named Frank. I think
they'll get married someday. I wonder if she'll invite me and Jen. I hope so.
:-) hahahah She teaches diving, and likes to cook.");
f("Ryan C.","Also known as kigam, magik, kigam666 among others. Lives for IRC
chat on #tori (maybe I should introduce Rebecca to Ryan). Likes younger and
older women. Significantly older and younger usually. He's also the biggest
hack[er] I know. Always wears a hat 'cause he's going bald.","/gfx/people/ryan-icon.jpg","http://magik.net/");
f("Barnett","Barnett is a freak, while maintaining a sense of cool, calm,
collected insanity. He, at the time of this writing, is
unemployed. He plays this online game for days at a time. It's very
strange. He's no longer unemployed now.","/gfx/people/barnett-icon.jpg","");
f("Herb","I think Herb likes to drink. What do you think? Whatever.","/gfx/people/herb-icon.jpg","http://massdestruction.net/");
f("Alison","Herb's now Ex-Girlfriend. They broke up. Whatever. She's still
fun.","/gfx/people/alison-icon.jpg","http://massdestruction.net/");
f("Randy","Randy is crazy. He lives in NJ now. He drives and orange Audi. He had a pony party once.","/gfx/people/randy-icon.jpg","");
f("Ben Brown","Ben Brown is an Internet Rockstar. He writes web applications and makes videos of himself doing strange things, like The
Atkins Diet. *shudder*","/gfx/people/benbrown-icon.jpg","http://benbrown.com/","ben@benbrown.com");
f("Matt C.","Former owner, beersluts.com.","/gfx/people/chro-icon.jpg","","buckle@flavorj.com");
f("John X.","I guess he's a friend. I don't really know his last name. He
scares me sometimes, but then he makes me laugh. I really don't know who he is
really. I've seen him 3 times. Once at a movie. Once at something else. And
once at a party at Downes' house.","/gfx/people/john-x-icon.jpg");
f("Skinner","He's married to Kate. She paints her own toes. He got this mohawk thing in Amsterdam. He looks a little less like this now,
but somewhat like this. Yes, I got this picture from the policia in Amsterdam.","/gfx/people/skinner-icon.jpg","");
f("Kate","She's married to Skinner. She paints her own toes. She looks funny in this picture. Sorry, Kate.","/gfx/people/kate-icon.jpg","");
f("Cheiser","Pronounced 'Cheese-er.' He rides motorcycles 100 miles an hour and gets caught. Bonehead.","/gfx/people/cheiser-icon.jpg","");
f("Jble","Jble will talk to you about work and computers. When challenged with NOT talking about either, he tends to be dumb-struck and tries
to talk about work or computers. He's also really good at Tennis on Sega.","/gfx/people/jble-icon.jpg","","");
f("Brooke","She's Barnett's sister. She likes goats.","/gfx/people/brooke-icon.jpg","");
f("Chris D.","He's a door to door salesman. He also got his ribs broken by the Metropolitan Police Department during the IMF protests where
he was a spectator-turned-protestor-according-to-big-men-with-sticks-and-guns.","/gfx/people/downs-icon.jpg","");
f("Brad D.","I worked with him at CAIS. He lives in Canada now. He'll always be my friend until he isn't. He's back from Canada, I think
they kicked him out. Figures. I think he smokes the reefer and likes it.","/gfx/people/dewey-icon.jpg","","");
f("Blake W.","Blake wanted so badly to be my friend he sent me his picture and asked me to put him here. So I did. 'course, he used a PNG
instead of a JPG. PNG is not good for pictures Blake, JPG has better compression. 26KB indeed. So I shrunk it in a JPG to 933 bytes and it
still looks like Blake. HA! Blake's a geek (unlike all my other friends). He likes France and the
Interpoo.","/gfx/people/blake-icon.jpg","","blake@2112.net");
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